One thing that has been a pleasant surprise here has been the food. Not in restaurants or wherever – I have hardly gone out for a meal since I arrived – but the food in the grocery store. For one thing, there are tons of options for vegetarians, and absolutely everything is marked to say whether it’s vegetarian or not (its surprisingly what kinds of things have meat-products in them!). For another, if something is GM, you know, and there will certainly be an organic alternative. With many foods there is only organic on offer. Knowing what the crap we’re eating is a pleasure we deprive ourselves of back home in North America.
However, sometimes this drive for healthy, labelled organic food can go a little too far. The other day my flatmate Shekhar bought a carton of eggs (Mabel Pearman’s Burford Browns) from a local farmer’s market with the following written on the inside of the carton:
Clarence court free range eggs are special, not only for their superior flavour and quality, but because of the poulterer’s attention to the health and welfare of his hens, which are free to range and forage on green pasture from dawn to dusk, leading a natural and happy life. Our birds enjoy a generous helping of sun drenched maize corn in their non-GM vegetarian diet, the privacy of warm secluded nest boxes, trees and shrubs for cover, dust baths — in fact, everything that a normal healthy hen requires for its freedom of expression and fullness of life, to bring you a truly free range fresh farm egg.

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November 13, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Sandra
That description is so good that it makes me want to be free range poultry! And I do love eggs.
November 14, 2006 at 1:03 am
Maria
Speaking of which – when is yours going to hatch??
November 14, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Philippe
That is actually the most intense product despcription I’ve ever heard… it’s as though we’re talking about a chicken-worshipping sect rather than farmers.
Just want to say that I’m happy you’re keeping this blog on! There’s nothing like Maria’s adventures to brigthen a class of constitutional law
Philippe
November 14, 2006 at 10:22 pm
Claire in Tuba-Town
So with this new-found freedom of expression, what is it that these hens are choosing to express? This, my dear Maria, interests me greatly. Also, doesn’t it seem contradictory that these chickens are supposedly free to do as they please in their chicken palace, but are still forced into a relationship of exploitation? Free the chickens–go vegans.
Wait, what am I talking about? I love eggs and meat. Don’t go vegan, and while you’re at it, opress the chickens by taking away their freedom of expression–it reduces your chances of experiencing a highly dangerous coup de hen house.
November 15, 2006 at 3:36 am
Anonymous
can i be reincarnated as a free range chicken?? nice talking to you the other night!! xox erin
November 15, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Sandra
He’s just about ready to hatch! My osteopath said he wouldn’t be surprised if I didn’t make it to December. So soon!
November 15, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Maria
I knew I would win the baby pool!
November 16, 2006 at 4:23 pm
Sandra
You might, but Higgy picked an even earlier date than you (his birthday, too).. so you’ll just have to wait and see!
November 17, 2006 at 9:19 pm
Anonymous
Maria:
I always had great eggspectations for your year at Sussex. Great to know it’s all it was cracked up to be.
dennis
aka:dad